The Untold Truth Of Weird Al Yankovic

There’s a striking lack of salaciousness about “Weird Al” Yankovic, which should come as no surprise to anyone who’s caught his episode of Behind the Music, where Al was baffled as to why such a controversy-free celebrity like himself would even be considered for the series. Still, just because there’s an absence of scandal doesn’t mean there isn’t plenty of Al-formation that hasn’t yet pervaded the mainstream consciousness. As such, each of the following truths should successfully make your head explode just like Scanners.