Woman Caught Boning At Domino’s Plans On More Public Sex

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Last month, the lovely and talented Matt brought you the Notebook-esque love story about a lucky lass and her beau boning in a Domino’s pizza joint. Daniella Hirst was arrested for getting her crust stuffed at the Domino’s in Britain.

The CCTV video caught the woman giving her man a blowie at the pizza shop and then receiving some sausage at the counter. Because the video showed her bare bum, she was arrested for indecent public exposure. Her lover, Craig Smith, faces no charges because video did not show his private parts, which isn’t exactly a compliment. She was questioned by the police for 90 minutes before being released.

Daniella told The Sun:

“I’m hoping for a slap on the wrist. I’m gutted it’s got this far. There’s bigger and better things going on in the world to get into trouble for. This was just a bit of fun. I’ll take whatever consequences come my way but I’d be shocked if this went as far as court.”

She is surprised that the video went viral and all of the attention she received.

“We woke up the next morning and our friends told us about the CCTV- we just laughed about it going viral,” Daniella said. “That’s just the type of thing that happens to us.”

“Everybody we know has had sex in risky places,” Daniella said. “It’s just one of them things that people do. Unfortunately for us it ended up on the internet.”

Craig revealed all the places that they have had sex during their budding three-month relationship.

“Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it,” he said.

The Mirror reports that Daniella is planning sex sessions in more public places.

But they’re learned their lesson and won’t bang in a Domino’s again.

“We’re open-minded. We won’t do it in Domino’s again. Maybe Pizza Hut,” Craig said.

If you criticize Daniella’s public porking, well she’s got a message for you, you’re “fucking boring.”